goldenmike1788
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Three men all die after 50 years of being married, one by one they reach the Pearly Gate and are greeted by ST. PATRIC. ST. Partic ask the first guy did you ever cheat on your wife? the man answers: never i was as loyal as can be! so ST. Patric gives him a ROLLS ROYCE to drive around in heaven. The second guy comes up and ST. Patric asks the same question. Did you ever cheat on your wife? the man replys. only a few times. so ST. Patric gives him a FORD FOCUS, the man is happy. the third guy comes up and ST. Patric asks him. Did you ever cheat on your wife? the man replys: all the time. ST. Patric gives him a BICYCLEl the man is happy at least he has some means of transportation. A year goes by the man on the BIKE drives by the ROLLS ROYCE and sees the owner sitting on the hood crying, so he asks him why are you so sad, look at me im happy with this dinky BIKE. the guy on the ROLLS ROYCE responds I JUST SAW MY WIFE ON A POGO STICK.........
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